Took a trip to Lancaster County in Pennsylvania. Lancaster is the home of a large Amish Community. I find the Amish people are one of the most interesting and rare communities that exist today. Their group is unique because they refuse to use modern technologies.
I really am not sure how nail salons and hair salons even need to exist in Lancaster. These woman don’t ever wear shoes! They certainly don’t go for any sort or waxing of any kind and they do not have manicures and pedicures EVER. The woman and girls wear very plain no print clothing that is made at home. No need for Lord and Taylor in Lancaster either these woman only have a few colors of the same dress. Amish woman do not wear jewelry, not gonna find a Lia Sofia advisor among them. No makeup, none at all – No AVON knockin on those barn doors. Amish woman believe the more children they have the more they have been blessed by God. I have been only half blessed I suppose.
I am the owner of THREE BOYS. Something smells – Bad.
This seems to be an everyday statement in my house these days. Growing boys and growing smells. There are so many days I am thankful that I have been blessed with this brood of little men. There are other days I would happily trade them in for a dozen hormonal girls. Boys eat constantly and are incapable of noticing the mess they create while they do it and the smell created by leaving the mess all around.
Honestly, I spend my days trying to find one odor or another that is lingering in my home. I seriously hope they grow out of this stage or they will never going to find a wife and move out of my house! Please – you other mothers of boys – don’t hold out on me – please tell me where you discovered that boy smell hiding so that I can go and clean it and make it go away. It’s not in the bedding, the closet or in their bath robe’s I have washed all of them. I’m thinking of cleaning the carpet in their room this week to see if it is hiding there – or under the beds. Danny’s baseball uniform is clean, so that can’t be it either. It has to be somewhere I haven’t thought of yet. Please tell me where you found it hiding and how you got rid of it. I almost can’t stand to go in there to deliver laundry!
Anyone with boys will know what I mean. Boy smell is a smell like no other. Plus, mine haven’t even got to the proper deodorant requiring stage yet. And while I do provide them with deodorant they never use it anyway. So I welcome any tips from you Mom’s out there as how to remove the boy smell from my home.
Two things that are a huge problem in my life. I suffer from horrible anxiety and the amount of socks I have to fold and pair just makes that anxiety worse. One husband and three children equal a lot of socks. Summer is over, back to school and this means more socks in the laundry. To decrease my anxiety I really need answers that look into the depths of the sock-pairing quandary.
In the case of the mismatched socks you would think that making a pile for each color of socks and then you would divvy that up by pattern. Yeah too much work. How about this solution, throwing out all of your socks and purchasing identical socks to avoid the problem entirely. Yeah too expensive. Leave it for your husband to do. Well that does not work because he does not do it and now days go by and you have more socks to fold. There is always that handy little gadget the sock saver that clips your socks together while in the laundry. Well how the hell ya gonna get these kids to clip that on when I find most of the socks at the bottom of their bed sheets. Yeah that’s not gonna work.
Then you have the issue of 1 man and 3 boys with similar socks. Someone once told me to use a permanent marker and place a initial on the sock so you will know which socks is which. So I tried it and here is how it worked. J socks now fit D and D socks now fit C. Big D socks now fit J and J and D fight over who is wearing who’s sock. So if C is wearing a D sock D gets mad but D does not realize it does not fit him anymore it only fits C. Then you have big D and little D confused over who’s is the owner of the D sock. F this…..
Here is my solution: Flip flops all year long – Your welcome